First lines to essays I want to write

(Note: These are not necessarily the same essay topics which I mentioned in my last post.)

1. I will never forget the first time I laid eyes on the man who would, as it turns out, be the one to drive me completely insane.

2. All my life it seems that nothing in the world has quite fit right on me.

3. Of all the places to observe the ubiquitous stupidity that runs rampant throughout humanity, perhaps the least expected place I have found it is in regards to the cell phone.

4. In my adolescence, I spent countless hours traveling across the state and beyond to concerts and events in an attempt to find a "scene" that I liked; that is why it is ironic that I found it right here in Ada, Oklahoma, once a month in a small club off of Highway 99. [Note: I don't like this one much, but this is brainstorming, after all.]

5. It is surprising what nature can offer in the way of imparting knowledge on the spiritual world to those who will simply stop and listen.